banter card

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  Menopause £5.49
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  Divorce £4.99
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  Divorce £4.99
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  Menopause £5.49

• Congrats! You now have all the time in the world

  Roughly eighteen years of it.

  Retirement £5.49

• Divorced

  And you've never looked happier.

  Divorce £4.99
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  Retirement £5.49

• Every conversation is now a hostage negotiation

  Everyone else is the hostage.

  Menopause £5.49
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  Midlife Crisis £4.99
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  Midlife Crisis £4.99
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  Out Of Hospital £5.49
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  Out Of Hospital £5.49
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  Menopause £5.49
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  Divorce £4.99
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  Out Of Hospital £5.49
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  Divorce £4.99
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  Anti-Sympathy £4.99
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  Anti-Sympathy £4.99
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  Anti-Sympathy £4.99
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  Empty Nest £5.49
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  Empty Nest £5.49
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  Midlife Crisis £4.99
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  Empty Nest £5.49
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  Out Of Hospital £5.49
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  Menopause £5.49

• Menopause: rebooting your personality, one hormone at a time

  Menopause £5.49
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  Menopause £5.49
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  Anti-Sympathy £4.99

• No more buns in the oven

  Kitchen's closed.

  Menopause £5.49

• Retirement: the slow discovery that you never had any hobbies

  Retirement £5.49
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  Empty Nest £5.49
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  Retirement £5.49
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  Anti-Sympathy £4.99
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  Divorce £4.99
• 
  Midlife Crisis £4.99
• 
  Menopause £5.49
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  Menopause £5.49
• 
  Midlife Crisis £4.99
• 
  Empty Nest £5.49
• 
  Midlife Crisis £4.99
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  Midlife Crisis £4.99
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  Midlife Crisis £4.99
• 
  Out Of Hospital £5.49
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  Divorce £4.99
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  Retirement £5.49
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  Empty Nest £5.49
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  Empty Nest £5.49
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  Out Of Hospital £5.49

Free UK delivery, no minimum. UK only. Blank inside, printed and posted in the UK.