Funny divorce card that reads "They say you've lost your better half" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

They say you’ve lost your better half

£4.99

Load of bollocks.

Who’s this for? The friend who finally did it, and is visibly relieved.

Who isn’t it for? Anyone still deciding, or still hoping it works out.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Most funny divorce cards make the wrong person the punchline. This one goes after the ex, not your mate, and it disagrees with the sympathy on their behalf without getting soppy about it.

Gender neutral, so it works whoever they got rid of.

Blank inside, because what you write matters more than anything we print. Printed and posted in the UK.

The rest of the range is in the shop, for most of the things people do not know how to say.

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