Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

They’ll want to move back in

£5.49

Say no, you soft bastard.

Who’s this for? A parent who is not remotely sad, or a kid who is off and knows it.

Who isn’t it for? A parent who is actually struggling with the quiet.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny empty nest card with the only advice that matters once the kids have gone. They will be back, and the answer needs deciding in advance. For a friend who is far too soft to hold the line. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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