Funny empty nest card that reads "They'll want to move back in" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

They’ll want to move back in

£5.49

Say no, you soft bastard.

Who’s this for? A parent who is not remotely sad, or a kid who is off and knows it.

Who isn’t it for? A parent who is actually struggling with the quiet.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny empty nest cards do not usually give advice. This one gives the only advice that matters once they have gone, which is to say no when they ask to come back.

For a parent who will absolutely cave.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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