Funny midlife crisis card that reads "There's no such thing as a midlife crisis" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

There’s no such thing as a midlife crisis

£4.99

There is. And you're in it, you twat.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Most funny midlife crisis cards let the denial stand. This one does not, because the denial is the strongest evidence yet.

For a mate who can take it, because he will have to.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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