Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

There’s no such thing as a midlife crisis

£4.99

There is. And you're in it, you twat.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny midlife crisis card for the one person still denying it is happening. The denial is noted, considered, and comprehensively overruled. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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