Funny menopause card that reads "Menopause turns "I love you" into" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Menopause turns “I love you” into…

£5.49

I'm probably going to prison because of you.

Who’s this for? Someone who would rather laugh about it than be handed a leaflet.

Who isn’t it for? Anyone who has not brought it up with you first.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny menopause cards for someone with a genuinely dark sense of humour are hard to find. This one is about the way the vocabulary changes, and it is still affectionate, technically.

Only send this one to a friend who will laugh. She will know if you have judged it right.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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