Congrats! You now have all the time in the world

Roughly eighteen years of it.

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Congrats! You now have all the time in the world

£5.49

Roughly eighteen years of it.

Who’s this for? A colleague leaving on good terms, with the whip-round already done.

Who isn’t it for? Someone being pushed out who did not choose to go.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny retirement card with a very specific idea of how much time is left. Dark, affectionate, and entirely unhelpful. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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