Funny midlife crisis card that reads "It's not a midlife crisis" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

It’s not a midlife crisis

£4.99

It's a midlife restructure.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny midlife crisis cards rarely borrow corporate language. This one does, because he has found a much better word for what is obviously happening.

For the friend who reframes everything and fools nobody.

Blank inside, because what you write matters more than anything we print. Printed and posted in the UK.

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