Funny midlife crisis card that reads "The tattoo" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

The tattoo

£4.99

Is it finished now, or did you stop mid-crisis?

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny midlife crisis cards do not usually ask questions. This one asks the obvious one about the new tattoo, which is whether it is finished.

For a friend whose tattoo may or may not be finished.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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