Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

The tattoo

£4.99

Is it finished now, or did you stop mid-crisis?

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny midlife crisis card for someone who has come back with new ink and an unclear plan. One honest question, asked with genuine interest. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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