Funny menopause card that reads "No more buns in the oven" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

No more buns in the oven

£5.49

Kitchen's closed.

Who’s this for? Someone who would rather laugh about it than be handed a leaflet.

Who isn’t it for? Anyone who has not brought it up with you first.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

You want a funny menopause card for someone who is glad about it rather than sad. The kitchen is closed and she could not be happier.

For the friend who wants the joke, not the commiseration.

Blank inside, because what you write matters more than anything we print. Printed and posted in the UK.

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