Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

The new haircut

£4.99

Bold. We'll discuss it when it grows back.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny midlife crisis card for someone who has done something drastic above the neck. Supportive in the short term, with the real conversation postponed until it has grown out. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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