Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

I’m here, whenever

£4.99

Or I might be at Maccies, but I'm here.

Who’s this for? A friend sick of platitudes who would rather have company than advice.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who has not told you what is going on yet.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

An honest card that makes the offer everyone makes, then adds the small realistic caveat that proves it is a real one. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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