Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

The factory’s closing

£5.49

Management apologises for the noise. And the heat.

Who’s this for? Someone who would rather laugh about it than be handed a leaflet.

Who isn’t it for? Anyone who has not brought it up with you first.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny menopause card that treats the whole thing as an industrial dispute. Management apologises for the noise, and the heat. For someone who would rather laugh than be handed a leaflet. Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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