Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

The gym membership

£4.99

Six weeks. We're all fucking counting.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny midlife crisis card for someone who has joined a gym with real conviction this time. The direct debit is running and so is the countdown. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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