Funny midlife crisis card that reads "Forty is the new thirty" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Forty is the new thirty

£4.99

Said by forty-year-olds. To forty-year-olds.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Buying a funny 40th birthday card for someone in denial is a fine line. This one traces exactly who keeps repeating the most comforting lie about being forty.

For the mate who says it most.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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