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Every card in the range. Dark-humour cards for divorce, redundancy, menopause, retirement, Christmas, midlife crises, empty nests, coming out of hospital, and going through it. Blank inside, printed and posted in the UK.
144 cards · 48 shown
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Thinking Of You £4.99 -

No one ever fucking means it. Well, I do.
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Menopause £5.49 -

Now you only have to clean up after one arsehole.
Divorce £4.99 -
Divorce £4.99 -
Menopause £5.49 -
Retirement £5.49 -

That's the phrase they used. Out loud. To your face.
Redundancy £5.49 -
Redundancy £5.49 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Divorce £4.99 -
Retirement £5.49 -
Leaving and New Job £4.99 -
Menopause £5.49 -

You're having a lovely time and that's what worries them.
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -
Milestone Birthdays £4.99 -

Said by forty-year-olds. To forty-year-olds.
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -
Milestone Birthdays £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Get Well & Recovery £3.95 -
Get Well & Recovery £3.95 -
Menopause £5.49 -
Divorce £4.99 -
Get Well & Recovery £3.95 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £5.49 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Valentines £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Valentines £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Divorce £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Empty Nest £5.49 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Wedding and Engagement £4.99
Free UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum. Blank inside, printed and posted in the UK.