Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Everyone says you’re having a crisis

£4.99

You're having a lovely time. That's what worries them.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny midlife crisis card that takes the accused side. They are not in crisis, they are enjoying themselves enormously, and that is precisely the problem everyone else has. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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