Shop
Every card in the range. Dark-humour cards for divorce, redundancy, menopause, retirement, Christmas, midlife crises, empty nests, coming out of hospital, and going through it. Blank inside, printed and posted in the UK.
144 cards · 48 shown
-
Empty Nest £5.49 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -
Milestone Birthdays £4.99 -

Best of luck finding something to talk about.
Empty Nest £5.49 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Get Well & Recovery £3.95 -
Wedding and Engagement £4.99 -
Menopause £5.49 -
Menopause £5.49 -

Don't worry — it'll all be over in a flush. One long. Hot. Flush.
Menopause £5.49 -

I'm already three drinks ahead. Catch up.
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Menopause £5.49 -
Valentines £4.99 -
Get Well & Recovery £3.95 -
Leaving and New Job £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Redundancy £5.49 -
Retirement £5.49 -
Empty Nest £5.49 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Get Well & Recovery £3.95 -
Redundancy £5.49 -
Retirement £5.49 -

The company will be fine. That's the annoying part.
Redundancy £5.49 -
Thinking Of You £4.99 -
Redundancy £5.49 -
Divorce £4.99 -
Christmas £4.99 -
Empty Nest £4.99 -
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -

Management apologises for the noise. And heat.
Menopause £5.49 -
Menopause £5.49 -
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -
Empty Nest £5.49 -

Bold. We'll discuss it when it grows back.
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -

Is it finished now, or did you stop mid-crisis?
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -
Midlife Crisis £4.99 -
Redundancy £5.49 -

Structurally. That's all they could manage.
Get Well & Recovery £3.95
Free UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum. Blank inside, printed and posted in the UK.