
Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.
Four days off work together
£4.99We're not leaving this fucking house.
Who’s this for? The friend or relative who finds December as tiring as you do.
Who isn’t it for? Your nan. Almost certainly your nan.
Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.
Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.
- SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
- InsideBlank. On purpose.
- DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
- PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK
Funny Christmas cards for a partner keep promising plans. This one commits to the opposite, in writing, for all four days.
For the couple whose idea of a good Christmas is the front door staying shut.
Blank inside, so the words are yours. A6 (105 x 148mm). Printed and posted in the UK.
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