Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Congrats! You’ve been freed up

£5.49

That's the phrase they used. Out loud. To your face.

Who’s this for? Someone who is angry at the company rather than frightened.

Who isn’t it for? A colleague who is genuinely worried about paying the rent.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny redundancy card for anyone who has been managed out in language nobody would use in real life. For the colleague who heard it said out loud. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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