Funny Christmas card that reads "Booked us an early night" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Booked us an early night

£4.99

For once, that means what you fucking think.

Who’s this for? The friend or relative who finds December as tiring as you do.

Who isn’t it for? Your nan. Almost certainly your nan.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny Christmas cards for a partner hint and then lose their nerve. This one says the quiet part and leaves nothing to interpretation.

For a husband, a wife or a partner who will read it twice and then look up.

Blank inside. A6 (105 x 148mm). Printed and posted in the UK.

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