Funny midlife crisis card that reads "You're not old" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

You’re not old

£4.99

Just nearer the end than the beginning. Lovely view, though.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny 50th birthday cards usually start with reassurance and stop there. This one does the arithmetic out loud, then admires the view anyway.

For the one pretending this birthday is not happening.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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