
Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.
There’s no such thing as a midlife crisis
£4.99There is. And you're in it, you twat.
Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.
Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.
Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.
Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.
- SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
- InsideBlank. On purpose.
- DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
- PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK
Most funny midlife crisis cards let the denial stand. This one does not, because the denial is the strongest evidence yet.
For a mate who can take it, because he will have to.
Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.
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