Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

You’ve bought a motorbike

£4.99

Everyone knows why. Everyone.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny midlife crisis card for a man who has bought a motorbike and told everyone it is about the freedom. Nobody is fooled and nobody is going to pretend otherwise. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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