Funny midlife crisis card that reads "You've bought a motorbike" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

You’ve bought a motorbike

£4.99

Everyone knows why. Everyone.

Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny midlife crisis cards for a man who has bought a motorbike write themselves. This one just says out loud what everybody already knows.

Everyone knows why. This card just says it out loud.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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