Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.
You’ve bought a van to convert
£4.99It'll get finished. Probably.
Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.
Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.
Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.
- Size113 × 156 mm
- InsideBlank. On purpose.
- DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
- PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK
A funny midlife crisis card for someone whose driveway now contains a project. Full confidence in the vision, and a realistic view of the timeline. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.
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