Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.
The gym membership
£4.99Six weeks. We're all fucking counting.
Who’s this for? A mate enjoying themselves enormously and slightly too publicly.
Who isn’t it for? Someone who is genuinely unhappy rather than merely embarrassing.
Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.
Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.
- SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
- InsideBlank. On purpose.
- DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
- PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK
Most funny midlife crisis cards are kind about the gym membership. This one is counting the weeks, along with everybody else.
For the mate whose enthusiasm has a known half life.
Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.
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