Funny menopause card that reads "Every conversation is now a hostage negotiation" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Every conversation is now a hostage negotiation

£5.49

Everyone else is the hostage.

Who’s this for? Someone who would rather laugh about it than be handed a leaflet.

Who isn’t it for? Anyone who has not brought it up with you first.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny menopause cards usually pretend the whole household is not involved. This one is honest about it: she is fine, and everyone else is negotiating.

For a friend who will recognise every word of it.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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