Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

We’ll keep your room exactly as it is

£5.49

We won't.

Who’s this for? A parent who is not remotely sad, or a kid who is off and knows it.

Who isn’t it for? A parent who is actually struggling with the quiet.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny card for a student leaving home, carrying the promise every parent makes and none of them keep. The room has plans of its own. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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