Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

They’ve cut costs

£5.49

You were the cost. Extraordinary way to put it.

Who’s this for? Someone who is angry at the company rather than frightened.

Who isn’t it for? A colleague who is genuinely worried about paying the rent.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny redundancy card about being described as a line on a spreadsheet. For anyone who has read the announcement and spotted themselves in it. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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