Funny empty nest card that reads "The last one's moved out" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

The last one’s moved out

£5.49

Fucking finally.

Who’s this for? A parent who is not remotely sad, or a kid who is off and knows it.

Who isn’t it for? A parent who is actually struggling with the quiet.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

You want a funny empty nest card that says what the parent is actually thinking, not what a card shop thinks they should feel. The last one has gone.

For someone who has waited a very long time for this.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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