
Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.
Congrats on the divorce!
£4.99Now you only have to clean up after one arsehole.
Who’s this for? The friend who finally did it, and is visibly relieved.
Who isn’t it for? Anyone still deciding, or still hoping it works out.
Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.
Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.
- SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
- InsideBlank. On purpose.
- DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
- PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK
You want a funny divorce card that celebrates without gloating. This one simply notes there is now one less arsehole to clean up after.
Gender neutral, and firmly on their side rather than at their expense.
Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.
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