BT-NST-010 illustrated greeting card by Blunt Trauma

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

You’re an adult now

£5.49

Do your own fucking laundry.

Who’s this for? A parent who is not remotely sad, or a kid who is off and knows it.

Who isn’t it for? A parent who is actually struggling with the quiet.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny moving out cards are usually sentimental, and this is not that. It marks the exact moment the laundry becomes their problem, from a parent who has waited a long time to say it.

Sweary on the front, fond underneath, and honest about the fact you will miss them anyway.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

There is a whole range in the shop for first homes, uni and the empty nest.

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