Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

This year I got you nothing

£4.99

Again. You little shit.

Who’s this for? The friend or relative who finds December as tiring as you do.

Who isn’t it for? Your nan. Almost certainly your nan.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

A funny Christmas card for the person you stopped buying presents for years ago, and who stopped buying for you. No gift, no apology, just the annual confirmation. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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