Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

They’ll tell you to stay positive

£4.99

Tell them to fuck off.

Who’s this for? A friend sick of platitudes who would rather have company than advice.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who has not told you what is going on yet.

Not open yet. Have a look round by all means, but you cannot buy anything until the printer is hooked up. Shortly.

  • Size113 × 156 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery, no minimum. UK only.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

An honest card for someone drowning in cheerful advice they never asked for. It gives them permission to stop performing recovery for other people’s comfort. Blank inside for your own message. Printed and posted in the UK.

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