Funny support card that reads "They'll tell you to stay positive" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

They’ll tell you to stay positive

£4.99

Tell them to fuck off.

Who’s this for? A friend sick of platitudes who would rather have company than advice.

Who isn’t it for? Someone who has not told you what is going on yet.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

An honest card for someone drowning in cheerful advice they never asked for.

It gives them permission to tell the advice givers exactly where to go.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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