Funny Valentine's card that reads "I love you, you twat" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

I love you, you twat

£4.99

That's it.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Sweary Valentines cards run long when three words would do. This one gets there, adds the insult, and stops.

For a partner who would find anything softer completely unbearable.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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