Funny Christmas card that reads "I'd get you a lump of coal" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

I’d get you a lump of coal

£4.99

But that would cost more than this card.

Who’s this for? The friend or relative who finds December as tiring as you do.

Who isn’t it for? Your nan. Almost certainly your nan.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

You want a funny Christmas card for someone who has earned considerably worse than a lump of coal. Here it is.

For a brother, a mate, or anyone whose year does not stand up to scrutiny.

Blank inside. Printed and posted in the UK.

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