Congrats! You now have all the time in the world

£5.49

Roughly eighteen years of it.

Who’s this for? A colleague leaving on good terms, with the whip-round already done.

Who isn’t it for? Someone being pushed out who did not choose to go.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
InsideBlank. On purpose.
DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Most funny retirement cards talk about having all the time in the world. This one puts a number on it, and the number is not comforting.

For someone who would rather laugh than be handed a carriage clock.

Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.

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