
Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.
Menopause?
£5.49Don't worry — it'll all be over in a flush. One long. Hot. Flush.
Who’s this for? Someone who would rather laugh about it than be handed a leaflet.
Who isn’t it for? Anyone who has not brought it up with you first.
Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.
Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.
- SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
- InsideBlank. On purpose.
- DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
- PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK
Most funny menopause cards try to reassure. This one offers the worst reassurance available: it will all be over in a flush. One long, hot flush.
For someone who has been told it is a natural process one time too many.
Blank inside, so the words are yours. Printed and posted in the UK.
The rest of the range is in the shop, for most of the things people do not know how to say.



