Funny menopause card that reads "Your ovaries have handed in their notice" on a cream front

Blank. On purpose. Write something yourself.

Your ovaries have handed in their notice

£5.49

No handover. No forwarding address. Best of luck.

Who’s this for? Someone who would rather laugh about it than be handed a leaflet.

Who isn’t it for? Anyone who has not brought it up with you first.

Pick any three for £12.50. The discount comes off in the basket by itself.

Turns up damaged or wrong? We reprint or refund it. No photos, no forms, no arguing.

  • SizeA6, 105 × 148 mm
  • InsideBlank. On purpose.
  • DeliveryFree UK delivery - Royal Mail 2nd Class, 2-5 working days. UK only, no minimum.
  • PrintedPrinted and posted in the UK

Funny menopause cards rarely bother with paperwork. This one treats the whole thing as a resignation, badly handled: no handover, no forwarding address.

For someone who would rather have the joke than the sympathy.

Blank inside, because what you write matters more than anything we print. Printed and posted in the UK.

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